What a horrible day

Woke up, had crunchy nut cornflakes, went back to bed,

Woke up again, had crunchy nut cornflakes, went back to bed.  Saw the other bowl and realised I’d already had breakfast and started to wonder if I’d been doing this for years – it would explain why I’m cuddly around the mid section.  Felt tired, so went back to bed

Woke up, went to toilet and threw up 2 bowls of crunchy nut corn flakes – not good so went back to bed. 

Woke up again, felt sick, threw up another 2 bowls of crunchy nut cornflakes and got confused; but in true magician’s style after making it appear I made it disappear with a magical flush – victory was mine.

Comedy

Went to Nude bar to perform my first 10 minute set, not really the ideal preparation for a show spending the day on the bathroom floor but hey I still went along. 

How did it go? Not great.  I was one of the better acts on but there was a big gap between the professionals and my good self so not happy at all.  However, I threw in a few new jokes about Whales, and being fat.  I’m sure the fat joke will go down well in the future and the start of the whale joke was funny.  I’m actually quite happy the fact that I got the whale joke from a story on the BBC web site and I got the fat joke whilst making a cup of tea I thought, “I want to make people laugh about tea”  I was speaking to a friend of mine (Lorna) and she said that every time she uses a pub toilet she thinks of me.  I get a buzz out of that.  It’s just like when you hear Garlic Bread, and Hob knobs you think of Peter Kay. 

So it’s back to writing some new stuff, and tighten the other stuff up even more. 

I’ve got nothing to report for the next few days so until then:-

Keep smiling